100 Best Rajnikant Jokes – Funniest Rajnikant One Liner

Rajnikant Memes and Jokes are the best and funniset jokes on you could have read or heard. We have collected 10 best Rajnikant jokes which will make you LOL. Rajnikant is one of the biggest star in India and his jokes are based on various superpower he shows in his various movies. We have most respect for Rajni sir and these 100 best Rajnikant jokes are for fun only.

Rajinikanth does not need a watch, he decides what time it is
When Rajinikanth calls 100, it is to ask if everything is OK !
When Rajinikanth is playing cricket, the rain has to cancel its raining due to the match
There is no CTL key in Rajinikanth’s keyboard, He is always in Control
When Osama found that Rajinikanth is to help US to find him, he shot himself to death
If Dracula bites Rajinikanth, then Dracula becomes Rajini’s follower
Ghosts sit around campfire and tell Rajinikanth stories
Rajinikanth already went to Moon and Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life
Once a Police officer caught Rajinikanth, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning
Rajinikanth can make onions cry!
Rajinikanth can watch the Radio !
Rajinikanth once took 15 wickets in an one day match
People call 100 for Police help, Police calls Rajinikanth for Help
Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s Secret !
Rajinikanth built the hospital he was born in
Harvard got it’s MBA from Rajinikanth
Rajinikanth knows the last digit of pi
Rajinikanth B.com Accounting Answer Paper is Termed as “Accounting Standards”
Once Rajinikanth bite an apple and threw it away, not its is known as Apple computers logo
Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Rajinikanth’s shooting practice
Rajinikanth can Like a Facebook post even before it is posted
Rajinikanth died before 20 years, Death doesn’t have the courage to tell him yet
Once Rajinikanth kicked a man, later he is remembered for being the first Man to Land on Moon
When anyone says “No one is Perfect”, Rajinikanth takes it as a personal insult.
Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin !
Gmail’s email address gmail@rajinikanth.com
Monalisa got her smile from Rajinikanth
Rajinikanth know “Choli ke peeche kya hai”
Rajinikanth got nobel prize in acting.
When Rajini wants the lights on, he simply turns the dark off !
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from Rajinikanth
Once Rajinikanth signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!
Rajinikanth can hit 6 sixes in one ball
Rajinikanth can play Tequila shot in Cricket
Rajinikanth stopped playing cricket these days, because even if he plays a defensive shot, it lands on moon
Once Stephen Hawking tried to convince Rajinikanth, He got what he deserved .
Rajinikanth counted to Infinity many times
Its a lie if any country other than India says that they have weapons of mass destruction, because Rajinikanth lives here.
Rajinikanth can drown a fish
Rajinikanth knows what came first Egg or Chicken !
Once death has “Near Rajinikanth experience”
Once Rajinikanth and Superman had a competition, The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants!
When Rajinikanth visits Intel’s office, they change their caption “Rajini Inside”
Its only when Rajinikanth jumped onto earth from other planet, All the dinosaurs extincted
Rajinikanth can make fire using two ice cubes
Rajinikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
Guinness World Records requested Rajini to not compete, else their book becomes a single line “All Records Won by Rajinikanth”
Amitabh Bachchan maybe be the host but only Rajinikanth knows Kaun banega crorepati !
Once Rajinikanth kicked a horse in the chin.. It’s decendents were found to be giraffes!!
When Rajinikanth logs into twitter, twitter informs Rajnikant What’s happening!
When Rajinikanth plays skipping, we face Earth Quakes !
The earth spins faster when Rajinikanth goes for Running !
Rajinikanth can speak in Braille
There is no April 1st in Rajini calendar, because no one can fool him
Rajinikanth once went to The Virgin Islands, later it is know as “The Islands”
Rajinikanth beat the Sun in Staring at each other Contest !
Rajinikanth tears can cure the Cancer, but the sad thing is Rajnikanth never cries
Rajinikanth can remember the Future !
Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
Rajinikanth doesn’t age, because time cannot keep up with him
Rajinikanth can paste something even before he copy it
When Rajinikanth logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
Rajinikanth can play a Violin with a piano
Rajinikanth don’t like the other side of Moon! That’s why its not visible from earth
Why Rajinikanth have less hair ?? In old days people used to use them to Cut Diamonds !
When Google wants to search something, they search Rajinikanth
Rajinikanth can actually run faster than his own legs
There are nothing like seasons, Its just Rajinikanth who changes the temperature when he gets bored !
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Rajinikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Rajinikanth got his drivers license at the age of 12 Seconds.
To score more than 1600 in GRE, write Rajinikanth as answer to every question
Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
Rajinikanth once emotionally break down, emotion begged him for mercy
When Rajinikanth asks you a question, there is no answer
Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajinikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
It takes Rajinikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajinikanth ‘ PC will crash.
Rajinikanth can breathe in Vacuum
Rajinikanth can type a sentence on a calculator
Rajinikanth can judge a book by its Cover
Actually Rajinikanth doesn’t walk, he stays at one place and move the earth with his feet
Rajinikanth is the only weapon allowed inside an aeroplane
Rajinikanth’s emails never come back Undelivered
Light just wishes it can one day beat Rajinikanth
Cigarettes smoked by Rajinikanth die from lung cancer
Rajinikanth can break one side of a glass !
Rajinikanth can boil a egg in ice water
Rajinikanth wears sunglasses to protect the Sun from his powerful gaze
Rajinikanth can smell the sound

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