9 Childhood Habits Which Prove ‘Hum Bachpan Se Hi Shareef Nahi The’

Whenever an old person catches you involved in a wrong activity they have the same dialogue to say- “Tum bachpan me kitne shareef the”.
But here are 9 childhood habits which will prove that we were born violent aspiring for a Thug life!
  • Let’s make some noise.
We love the loud music because silence is not in our genes. That’s why after eating anything which comes in a plastic bag we used to blow air in it and then a pop with a palm used to give us our final blast.
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  • Whistling makes me creepy?
Of course if you are caught whistling in public you will be tagged as an eve teaser. But we are doing this since our childhood. How can we forget blowing whistles from our Pen and Sketch pen Caps !

  • Tattoos are cool.
It’s a serious issue if you make a tattoo on your body living in a traditional Indian family. But the parents who scold you for inking your body are the actual real behind it. Remember how they used to give you stickers to stick on your hand? You just made that sticker permanent.
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  • Tobacco cause cancer and Pencil cause chewer.
Who will chew tobacco in future can be predicted just by the condition of his pencil. If the backside of the pencil is crushed with the marks of teethes on it, it means the person loves chewing and have the possibility to try tobacco sometime.
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  • Let me Snort.
Snorting is the bigger version of Smelling which you used to do with your erasers. Remember how you used to snort your colored fragranced erasers and make strange faces after getting high with their smells.
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  • Give me whatever you have or I will stab you!
We were always impatient. Even while eating chips from a packet we were not sober enough to open it delightfully. But we used to stab it with our sharp pencil to make a hole in it and then brutally tearing the hole apart with our fingers gives the right feeling.

  • I just shot you!
It just requires a rubber band and a piece of paper to make the best slingshot of the world. And once you had it, you were the cowboy of your classroom secretively aiming to shoot someone with his new gun.
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  • Hum tumme itne ched karenge..
Looks like even Salman khan wrote the dialogue “Hum tumme itne ched karenge” after looking at the condition of our rubber. You can’t even count the number of wholes you made on the body of your innocent eraser with your sharp pencil for no reason. Now that’s something seriously brutal.
  • I like naked!
We never felt ashamed while undressing our crayon colors. Beautiful crayons used to come wrapped in their covers. But we always behaved like we don’t like their dressing sense when we tear their sticker apart and then they were naked in front of us.

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